My Final Last Words, Finally, Well Almost

If I heard it once I've heard it a million times andhas made miraculous progress in catching up to
this week was no exception. In fact, the wordstheir male counterparts. They both seemed quite
have carelessly tumbled from my lips on manyadept to the practice.Many elected officials go to
occasions, some of which have been perilouslygreat lengths to keep their constituency from
near the conclusion of my sermons. Mostknowing where they stand on the issues. They
preachers never conclude their sermons, theyare seated on committees so they don't have to
just quit when they cannot indulge thereveal where they stand. They are good at sitting
congregation another minute longer.Someone onceand pontificating but bad when it comes to
asked a famous preacher what it meant when hestanding for anything, which makes them believe
said, "Now, in conclusion ..." He thought for atheir constituency will fall for anything. And we
moment and then replied, "nothing."Preachers areusually do.The lawmakers of our day are great
not the only ones inflicted with this verbosity"change agents," to use a contemporary phrase.
virus. Watching a news broadcast lately, I heard aTheir opinion on important issues changes with
politician tumble headlong into the same abyss;every new poll published. Unfortunately, or
"We're going to make some changes aroundfortunately, depending on your point of view, for
here," he proclaimed, "and that's my final word onour friendly politicians, opinion polls can be given
the subject."It doesn't really matter which politicianevery hour on the hour.And of course, the more
pontificated thusly, for all of them have said it atimportant the issue the more the politician
one time or another and usually it is never theirreforms his opinion. A politician should have the
"final word" on any subject.Several things arecleanest mind in our country because they change
wrong with that statement.First, when a politicianit so much. Unfortunately, the exchange is usually
uses the word "we're" he never means to includedown.Perhaps the best final words any politician
himself. It's just a word he uses to confuse thecould utter are, "I won't run again." Usually when a
subject at hand. Someone once made thispolitician says this, it means he's currently running
observation, "if all the politicians were laid end tofrom something or someone.Regrettably, the only
end I would not be surprised."Secondly, the onlychange that comes with a new election is the
change most politicians are interested in is thename on the office door of the public servant.The
change in my pocket. They have committeesbolts and nuts of our political system can be boiled
devoted to figuring out how they can change thedown to; the politicians bolt for or from any
change in my pocket to their pockets. Theexcuse and we are nuts for electing them to any
slickness to which they do this is mostoffice.I sometimes get weary of all this
remarkable.Thirdly, there is no such thing as asuperfluous change. It is true, the more things
"final word" among politicians. Every politician insistschange the more they remain the same. What I
on having the last word on any subject evenwant to change never does and what I don't
though he knows nothing about the subject atwant to change does.You can imagine what
hand.The entire political sorority has one brain,comfort I get from the Bible that never changes
which they share. The Democrats have the leftdespite the efforts of some people. Two verses
side, the Republicans have the right side and theyare particularly comforting to me.One from the
have one intent; mouth in motion at all times.Old Testament: "For I am the Lord, I change not;
When a politician has nothing to say you can betherefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed."
sure he will say it most profusely.Every politician(Malachi 3:6 KJV.)One from the New Testament:
has two sides, before election and after election."Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day,
What a politician says before being elected hasand forever." (Hebrews 13:8 KJV.)When it comes
absolutely no relationship with what he or she willto final words, I want that word to come from
say after election. The only thing absolutelysomeone who will not capriciously change that
certain is the newly-elected politician will have a lotword and upset my life. I can always trust Jesus
to say, but not much.Once elected their onlyChrist to give me a word I can always count
strategy is to stay elected. They will doon.The Rev. James L. Snyder is pastor of the
everything and anything to get my vote. I voteFamily of God Fellowship, 1471 Pine Road. He lives
they all be elec-tro-cuted. Nothing would bewith his wife, Martha, in Silver Springs Shores.
cuter.One thing that can be said about the politicalContact him by calling 687-4240. His e-mail
institution in our country, it is an equal opportunityaddress is . The church web site is" Reverend
liars club. Women have as much opportunity toJames L. Snyder is an award winning author
join this truth-challenged extravaganza as thewhose writings have appeared in more than
men.I don't know who makes better liars, men oreighty periodicals including GUIDEPOSTS. In Pursuit
women. The feminine side of this auspicious groupof God: The Life of A. W.